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“Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you.”
― Walt Whitman
I'm Emily. I'm a Scorpio and an INTP, I'm sassy, and snarky, and quite, and loud. I write allot, I write when my word gets stuck within me, I'm an avid poet.. I'm me.
I enjoy hiking, fishing, carpentry, being with my animals.
My dog is my life, and my everlasting companion. She is endless, and my Love for her has no stop.
I used to run a roleplaying blog from Avatar the Last Airbender.
I Also have a poetry blog.
~This is some random things about me.
-live and let live.
-Writing is what gives me life.
-Quentin Tarantino is amazing.
-Cat Lover, I have 3 cats
-Dog lover. I have 2 dogs, my lab is my soul, my heart.
pros to having a human flesh body:
- can whap my stomach and make drum sounds
- allows me to blend in with the rest of the human population the vast majority of which also inhabits human flesh bodies
- good resting place for small furry animals e.g. cats, dogs, buns
cons to having a human flesh body:
- [pulls out massive stack of binders] ah yes where shall we start, alphabetically or by order of least to most horrifying and unpleasant
support group for people whose favorite characters are prickly, angry, bitter, or otherwise conventionally difficult to love and frequently misinterpreted by the fandom
This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.
Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.
Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.
If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me
I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods.
They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went "OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP" and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.
The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.
So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.
have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad
I’m so so sorry.
I’m sorry I’ve got
To be this way.
But it hurts me
More then you think.
I wish I wasn’t like this anymore.
For being this way
I need help
I need comfort.
Be here while I save myself.
#egwpoetry #empathetic #poerty
*Likes your post because i secretly want to have sex with you*
- Ralph Waldo Emerson in ‘Hamatreya’ (via carldavisblog)
a piece of advice from somebody who’s been through this a few times already: if somebody gives you a bad vibe trust your gut
- (via earthlyflowerchild)
being a girl is really fucking expensive
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